Thursday, September 17, 2009

How To Make A Rifle: Blueprints

Logbook. IMMIGRANT



Many of you know that this weekend a group of four representing the Kafirs Kafirs in general got on Avilés Asturias to teach the four basic concepts and surf holiday.

diplomatic mission to the dome and kaffir "or king two Kaffirs' were chosen,

Contre: Alias \u200b\u200bDiego
Kaffir # 1: Alias \u200b\u200b# 2
Chinese kaffir, kaffir Alias \u200b\u200b# 3
Tini: Alias" or king two Kaffirs "

To better document the trip decided to make what we call the" log "(with the voice of fear), and after much thought decided to remove secret summary and open to the public. Press
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Logbook.


Day. 18:00

have not started the journey and Tini Diego and have been stuck

18:03 On the way home we passed the roundabout Contre cool. Obviously you have to do a lap. 18:25

Diego is a friggin slow. Diego Contreras and Diego stuck and lost again. 18:27

stalks a lumis Contre decide to start your journey. Gives up for lack of condoms.

18:30 Contre He runs one in his mouth. Contre not swallow, spits. 18:47

farruco puts Chinese, we give a correction. 18:48

Contre has chilblains on the tongue. 18:49 The

Yonki eats a kilo of figs and raisins not tell you. 19:03

Contre gave a chicken in the eye to the blonde. Sleep Tini 19:26

Contre Diego is wrong and would give him the eye sticking with the brunette. Tini still asleep. 19:36

Contre begins to believe a Chinese, he is grateful. Tini is to yours. 19:40

Tini wakes up, Contre inquires about a camera. Has the makings of a journalist.
19:47
Contre is a magician, grab a beer Santi opens the window and also the spot he had opened his pants (WTF!?)

19:48 We are in orbit. Contre scared, afraid Diego. 19:57

Le pull Chinazo to Chinese. How ironic. 20:01

Chino sings. Contre rambles on their farts and poop. 20:02

Contre Chinese clean it with his tongue. He says he is very handy for that. 20:04

Contre frightening.

20:05 The CD works.

entire trip: the fucks Contre-flight for a change. 20:15

megane The black blonde gives the driver the banana. 20:17

over Chinese shit. Tini 20:26

also scary.

20:32 In the world of contracting chuloplaya swimsuit called turbo, and tries to fix shit. "Turbo chocolate milk? 20:34

Chinese Contre that tells it it in your mouth, then upon receipt.

Contre scaring List:

1. For threats.
2. The clouds seem Tini armpits.
3. UH AH
4. Contre stick with a bag.
5. How is the body you EH? HOW?
6. Contre LALALA.
7. Contre were driven.
8. Contre unchecked.
9. Compliment.
10. Contre not know who is speaking.
11. We are threatened with having children like him.
12. It is not the same thing that bit you Popocatepelt pees.
13. Contre speaks only. Cincocientos meters.
14. Contre account Pine Thinis
15. Diego is useless.
16. Talk to your mobile Contre


20:39 The clouds look Tini armpit hairs
20:42
Chinese is a rancid, creating a desert auyador. 20:45
Diego
not know put it. But the hits.
Problems against this Espido. 20:48

Contre still Espido, Chino pulls the chain. 20:53

Chinese want to kill us. Turn to be out of orbit. 20:54

Contre were driven. Santi IND Time

the fucks the fly, only one remains. Contre playing pacman touch with gps car. 22:34

Tini is a pofesional. 22:38

loses half Chinese. 22:53

DICORREOS! 00:30

But you're dumb or stupid? Steal this car!

00:45 The hunt. 00:57

stick around. Chino is gay and does not ask the next door. Shit. Contre ignored. We

1:00, 6:47

CHINOTAMPANAO We hunt but we have passed from kidding. We turned around in the middle of the highway in front of the staple. FUGI is back.


second day. Yesterday 11:45

fart we all Baywatch Salinas. Today we woke up drunk to go surfing. GOING TO DIE! DO NOT WANT TO DIE! 11:46

Forecast:

1. Chinopote
2. Tinipote (If it
lottery 3. Contrepote
4. Almost simultaneously per-view Diegopote flows.


15:30 On the way to dinner we decided that we Cojonudos Last night local people blew them beers and cubatas us. We've spent the morning surfing without a hangover hell of the cup and 4 € (A Chinese € 6) After the thing has been forecast

1. Tiñoso
2. Chiñoso
3. draw against and 15:37
Diego

We tag. How is your body? "Hey how!?

Pillar is cerrao 15:52 for vacation. How do you have left the fucking body? We decided to go home with something. As seen here all the restaurants are called así.Son very rare these Asturian. 15:57

Contre has lost the hotel where we were. Just do not feed us. Back Patras. 16:02

Nacho Phallus is said to house Payá. The white girl does not know. Nacho looks set empastillao. Not shut up. Nacho 16:05

knew. Arrived. Lunch 17:57

fucking. Looks like it will rain. Tini Contre and fight. Contre wins. Contre should visit his aunt. Pekin Express starts. But most Nocle.

18:02 China threatens to turn back. It seems that he confused the day. The lady was silent. Bombabum to full bags. Yesterday 18:05

did not catch because we had no tools. 21:20

The bastards of the fishermen take the whole beach and leave us to play with the fresbee and rugby ball. They play the head by a blow from a ball. They believe that the beach is yours., How is your body?

22:02 A look silly fool. EL-LE-AT-IT HAS PER-DI-DO U-NO-U-NO How do you have left the body? 22:04

"H & M clothing store in addition to mean? "Female and Male? The bar can not answer. Nocle. 22:05

Forlín is the son of Forlan. Atlieti Knight. 22:07

Diego builds a table of foam, to the Fuama to Chinese. Is fat. How is your body? A Chinese swollen. 22:09

not ecristo Chinese. He does not believe. Marcan 22:10

Guti and Ronaldo. Panchi blonde. Chinese do not know where to go for help ... REVELATION 22:12 Nocle

We lost the helmet, which suck (the Basques) 22:14

Chinese moves in these environments: roto2: 22:31

China does not want parking. We arrived at 3:06

fucking car. Nobody knows where Tiñoso. 75% is a success. 3:09
Chinese
hear a "fiu" is Tiñoso. Contre wants his polvete. Diego also. We

3:21, just had to be triangular. 3:21

Chinese has not yet ecristo ná. 3:21

ecristo have already! Third day


.

11:44 A churfear shurmanos. How is Sete last? Always falls.

14:20 Toli was our teacher. Always surf in the "O" 15:08

We swarm. 15:09

LOT Contre resembles Nacho. Seems to have gotten drojas. 15:15

Contre being equal, is sumnormal. 15:19

Contre sumnormal thing is that the world has given birth, it boasts above. Tini Time

dances with Chinese IND. Flequi tells Good: You see? I told you: roto2: 15:24

were not gay. It was an aunt. How is your body? 18:20

invite us to a barbecue in a remote village, especially women, Gon and cousin Alan. The rose is an angel with fat tits. A mobile melody was "I love my boyfriend" We live in Asturias. The one I love my boyfriend I love my (Diego) A blonde contre la rosa. Tini on the chart with her sister. (With shurmana?) 18:28

Chinese GPS puts him on a highway in the opposite direction we have to go to do a Pirula of theirs. How to know you. 18:33

Contre pathetic causes laughter. It's rustic How is your body, eh? 18:35

Chino takes a tree caught in the car. Time

IND After two hats hanging on power lines and a sign a drunk Spaniard pulls the signal. Contre outraged challenges you to pull the other two. When the passer the veintenta alert the Mayor of our wrongdoing. He realizes that there is police and complained that did not warn you. The passer-by fled a nearby street. 19:30

Contre like a fucking dog. 19:33
Chinese
been sodomized.

19:36 Return Journey. Cagamos us all.

19:49 Thanks for the info. 20:27

Contre Chino rubs it in your mouth. Puts you lost. 21:06

Tini Contre revive and scares. Contre no longer scared. Tini 21:09

Contre threatens to put into orbit a kick in the ass. Contre depressed.

21:24 It's amazing that someone so completely arrítimica remains alive after so long. Contre think of collective suicide.

21:36 We are in orbit and allow ourselves to contract. 75% is successful
23:01
Diego comes home. Has vueto 100% of the group. The mission is a success. Will be more raids to the north.


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